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They Say there’s a Wicked Old Rake

They say there’s a wicked old rake

Who goes by the name of Lake.

But he’s also known as Kevin

And he’ll never get to heaven –

I think there must be some mistake!

Some Thoughts on Ernest Dowson

Often I think

On a fine poet who rhymed

Of women and wine

And who died of excess drink

At just 32.

 

 

All his party time

And his lust

Hid fear of dust.

 

 

Now I find in his rhyme

A great pleasure

In my leisure time.

But I have more than rhyme

To fill time.

Wild Flowers Bloomed Nearby

Wild flowers bloomed nearby

As I pondered on why

Shoes for petite feet,

And t-shirt where left

Bereft, behind,

In the wood.

For love

Of my rhyme?

Naughty Miss Harris

When I went with that naughty Miss Harris

For a dirty weekend to that beautiful Paris,

Her and Miss Honey

Stole all my money.

Dear reader, please send some money to Paris!

When the Mirror Fell

When the mirror fell

I thought not

Of the Lady of Shalott,

Although I know

The rhyme quite well.

 

 

Noone got cut.

You mentioned bad luck.

And I have not forgot

The unfortunate Shalott.

But believe it not.

I have Heard Nymphs are Sometimes Found

I have heard nymphs  are sometimes found

In the fragrant wood.

 

 

It would be good to lie down

On the leafy ground

And take delight in Aphrodite.

 

 

But no, the wood

Is full of deep mud

And poor Miss Aphrodite

Would spoil yet another nightie!

A Poem from “Leaving and Other Poems”

We maintain

The urbane

And are witty

In the city.

But those who hark

To the fox’s bark

In the suburban dark

Find the urbane

Hard to maintain

And their wit

Begins to slip.

 

(Note: the above poem appears in my collection “Leaving and Other Poems”, which is available in Kindle and paperback from Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Leaving-other-poems-Kevin-Morris/dp/B09R3HR9KG).

An Act of Genorosity

When a young lady known as Miss Lee

Said, “I know that you don’t like me!”.

And I said, “you are nice,

But I have never liked vice!”,

She said, “what if I wave the fee …!

I Love the Wood

I long for the wet woods

Where the rainy breeze

Is full of flowers and leaves

And the damp earth

Speaks of death and rebirth.

I love the wood

When birds sing after rain.

 

 

I will surely die,

And Mother Nature will remain.

But we are forever part

Of nature’s great heart.

Her vital cycle of birth,

Death and good earth.