Monthly Archives: December 2024

Miss Louisa

A young lady whose name is Miss Louisa

Said we should all go and please her.

We put pepper on her knees

Which caused that girl to sneeze,

As we all loved to tease Miss Louisa!

Failure?

We passed by a tree

Brought down by the gale.

While others momentarily  stood

In the ancient wood.

All things fail

And birds, unaware

Sing on with no care

For fallen trees or poetry.

Strong Beer

When a young lady drinking very strong beer

Said, “my name it is really Miss Ria”.

A drunk little monk

Said, “I’m a hunk!”.

And they married in a brewery quite near!

High-Heels

When a young lady wearing high-heels

Said, “you don’t know how it feels

To be stared at all day!”,

They said to her, “dear Fay,

Perhaps you should wear more than high-heels …!”.

At Christmastime

At Christmastime we drink wine

To excess and dress

The tree in her finery.

But old Father Time

Has no liking for wine

And watches us all

From high on the wall.

Happy Christmas!

I would like to wish all of my readers a very happy Christmas. Thank you for following me during 2024.

 

All the very best. Kevin and Apollo. (The dog and the god of poetry!).