Tag Archives: rhyming poetry

Cook’s New Poetry Book

When a poet whose name was Cook

Went and published a new poetry book,

And a young man called Frank

Said, “the pages are all blank!”.

“That’s because it’s blank verse!”, said Cook.

The Monk and the Skunk

When I met an extremely drunk old monk

Who went an threatened me with his skunk,

And I said to Hocking,

“His behaviour is really shocking!”.

She said, “whose? The monk or the skunk!”

Often Poetry is Enough

Often poetry is enough.

But sometimes I find my mind

Occupied by other stuff.

I see young women in heels

Slippery as eels.

 

 

Like eels they slip away.

Though some stay.

A moment in time

Caught in rhyme,

When they have gone away.

I Once Met a Very Bad Lad

I once met a very bad lad

Who said, “your poetry makes me sad!”.

I said to him “Moore!

You are a terrible bore!”,

As I soundly beat that bad lad!

 

The Old Tree

I heard an ugly sawing sound

As an old oak came down.

It was the tree or the wall

That had to fall

So the old oak had to go.

 

Looking out my window

I see another ancient tree

Looking back at me.

It’s greenery gave me shade

During the recent heatwave.

 

This tree was here long before I came

And may well remain

When I am one with wind and rain.

 

 

But all things fall

In the end, however much we pretend it is not so.

This tree will go

And another grow. Well, I hope tis so.

 

Me, the Squire and Moriah

As I sat by a blazing fire

With the squire and his housemaid Moriah,

I said to her, “Rose!

You are wearing no clothes!”.

She said, “yes! But my name’s Moriah!”

The Rude Ghoul

I once met a very rude ghoul

Who insisted on calling me a fool.

I said, “if you persist

I shall call an exorcist

And then we’ll see whose the fool!”

I Met a Young Man Named Lear

I met a young man named Lear

Who dragged me around by my ear.

I gave him a clout

Then, with a great shout

I fed him to hungry Miss Rear!

My Very Great Passion

I have developed a very great passion

For a young lady who loves fashion.

Her name is Miss Lou

And she wears 1 shoe.

Which she says is the latest fashion!