Tag Archives: Rhyme

Lone Thoughts

Standing at my bedroom window.

A couple laugh

Somewhere below

And an owl cries nearby.

Summer passes.

The owl’s cry

Is my company.

Schooner

There once was a beautiful young perfumer

Who went to sea in a schooner.

I am sad to say

That she sank near Bombay,

And I wept over my poor schooner.

The Scales of Justice

The scales of justice

Weigh right and wrong.

But, when unjust men

Sail away in death

‘Ere her scales

Have time to weigh,

What can

Justice say?

For the man

Has gone beyond

Our human

Right and wrong.

 

Lou and Her Movie

When a naughty young lady Known as Lou

Decided to star in a movie most blue,

Me and Fred

Painted her red.

As for Lou, she painted us 2 blue!

A Review of My Recently Released Poetry Collection, My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses

I was pleased to receive the below review of my recently published collection, My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses:

 

“Regardless of the theme of the collection, I find it’s always the case when you read collections of poetry or stories that some will be more to your liking than others, even when you feel like it was an enjoyable collection overall. Especially when it comes to poetry, which tends to be designed to be open to interpretation. This collection of poetry is a perfect example of that, so that I did have my favourites. “The Wicked Old Cat” and “One Dark Halloween” were my favourites in this case.”

 

To read the original review on Goodreads please visit https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5581172408.

Maiden

Stripping the maiden bare

I leave her.

In my living room.

No sweet scent

For me to repent

Just a frame

Of steel

And plastic,

A bachelor maintains

For drying clothes.

Burning the Candle at Both Ends

When I said to my dear friends,

“I’ve burned the candle at both ends,

By drinking and sinning

With beautiful young women!”.

They said, “that Kevin! He always pretends!”.

A Young Barmaid Who Works in the Grouse

A young barmaid who works in the Grouse

Likes to give me one on the house.

Her name is Miss Spink,

And she likes a drink,

And to give me one on the house!

On the Closure of the Railway Bell, 14 Cawnpore Street, Gipsy Hill

I sit at the bar

In the old familiar pub

And touch the wood

Tinged with beers

From bygone years.

Landlords have come and gone

But the pub has continued on.

I recall

With delight

The fire’s warm light.

But it’s a summer evening

And there is no firelight.

To brighten  this leaving.

I say goodbye

To the final table

I am unable

To show my eyes

For men don’t cry

Goodtime

“Have you ever been in love”, I said,

After we had been to bed.

“Yes, and he broke my heart”.

 

 

I am not rude like some other guy

She  saw, she said. And before she left

She offered me more bedtime.

 

 

Then, I was left behind

With my art

And the thought

That there ought

To be no more goodtime