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A Young Lady By The Name of Helen

A young lady by the name of Helen
Spent all of her short life in yellen.
She yelled so loud
It burst a cloud,
Which drowned that poor young lady named Helen!

Virgin

Untried
Inside.
She kneels
In short skirt
And heels,
Looking for something on the shop floor.

Her dress rides up.
She will flirt,
Let them look.
But nothing more.

Yet, there can be no denial
That one day
Bess
Will say,
With a shy smile,
“Yes”.

When a Young Lady Named Jane

When a young lady named Jane
Said, “let us explore pleasure and pain”,
And she took out a whip,
Which she held at her hip,
I said, “the commuters are watching, Jane!”.

I Met a Dog Named Joan

I met a dog named Joan
Chewing on a huge bone.
When I said, “is it really your contention
That rats and cats I should not mention?”,
She growled, so I left her well alone!

A Young Lady Whose Name is Kitty

A young lady whose name is Kitty
Is very petite and pretty.
And when I’m all alone
I take out my phone,
And converse with that virtual girl Kitty!