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Miss Spink’s Love Letter

When a talented young lady named Spink

Sent a love letter in invisible ink,

And her lover called Ray

Said, “what does it say?”,

She said, “heat will reveal my kink …!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Invisible Ink

I have decided to experiment with invisible ink.  Consequently the below is written using invisible ink. In order to read it, please print it off on paper and expose it to the sun’s rays whilst in the vicinity of a stone circle. If you are unable to manage this, please just wait until the moon’s full light.   Please do enjoy the below composition.

Refreshed by An Early Spring Breeze

Refreshed by an early spring breeze

I pass trees

In an urban field

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These fine trees

Will,  in all probability, outlast me.

But all will yield

For time he ends all rhyme.

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

The Poetical Young Nurse

I once knew a poetical young nurse

Who was fond of composing fine verse.

She wrote one on Paul

Who said, as I recall,

“Why are you writing on me nurse!”

Cemetery

So many birds sing

In early spring

As I pass by

These numerous tombstones

Where the dead lie.

 

 

You also passed

So do not know

That birds sing

In this early spring

Over old stones.

The School Ghoul

A boy who attended my old school

Once claimed to have seen a ghoul!

That place wasn’t Eton

So he wasn’t beaten.

But the headmaster called him a fool!

 

 

Sprouts

When a young lady known as Lee

Went and threw a sprout at me,

I said, “you are so pretty

And I’ve heard you are witty.

But why are you wasting your tea!”

The Fountain

I wish the fountain’s hypnotic rhythm

Would never cease

for I am, momentarily, at peace

Listening to the splash

Of water flowing fast.

 

 

I have striven

For pleasure, and filled my leisure

With pretty flowers

Picked by many men

For a few brief hours

And then by me.

 

But pleasure lies in poetry

And the gentle sound

Of the fountain as she speaks to me

Is far more profound

Than wasted hours, spent amidst these painted flowers

Of whose scent

I often repent.

Lee Who Kept a Large Pet Bee

There was a young man named Lee

Who kept a very large pet bee.

When they said “does it sting?”,

He said, “only in the spring!”,

As he tenderly rubbed his right knee!