A guy may buy
A young lady’s eye
And capture her heart
In his immortal art.
But those who buy
Know art may lie.
Art
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A Rich Old Man Near To His Death
A rich old man near to his death
Said, “I worry about my young wife Beth”.
I said, “my dear Murray
Please cease all your worry.
There is life with me after your death …”.
Green and White
I know a young man named Green
Who is active on a certain scene.
I’ve heard that at night
Green turns into Miss White.
But that, I have not yet seen!
I Met A Young Lady Named Brown
I met a young lady named Brown
Who was wearing a most flimsy nightgown.
She said, with a wink
“My name it is Spink”.
I said, “your name it is Brown!”.
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I met a young lady named Brown
Who was wearing a most flimsy nightgown.
I fail to recall
Her old husband Paul.
But I still see that flimsy nightgown …
Hot Nights
Hot nights
And wet wipes.
Wastepaper bins
And unmentionable sins.
Girls, down on their luck
Have no time to look
For any such thing
As a diamond ring.
A Brazen Young Lady Named Lin
A brazen young lady named Lin
Spoke of the joy of sin,
Whilst pretty miss Hocking
Took off Lin’s stocking.
And me, I condemned their sin!
There Once Was A Dog Named Cerberus
There once was a dog named Cerberus
Who made all of the people nerverus.
When he bit Miss White
By the moon’s bright light,
Her screams made poor Cerberus real nerverus!
There Once Was A Tiresome Old Aunt
There once was a tiresome old aunt
Who loved to indulge in a rant.
Her only niece Coral
Was sweet but immoral.
And poison ended that tiresome old aunt …
Heels and Jellied Eels
When a young lady wearing heels
Offered me some tasty jellied eels.
I said, “you’re so bold.
But are you not cold,
Without any clothes with those heels!”.
When A Young Lady On A High Bough
When a young lady on a high bough
Said, “please, someone rescue me from that cow!”,
A rake called Paul
Said, “you will fall.
But not if you stay on that bough …!”.
K Morris - Poet 