A most forgetful young lady named Miss Brown
Is in the habit of losing her gown.
My friend vicar Glynn
Says, “we all sin”,
When he returns that gown to Miss Brown …
Forgetful Miss Brown
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London Bridge is Now Falling Down
When a young lady named Miss Brown
Said, “London Bridge is now falling down!”,
An old man called Guy
Said, “no! it’s the sky!
And there’s a chicken running about town!”
Moral Kate
When a moral young lady named Kate
Said, “you are a wicked old reprobate!”,
My friend Miss Honey
Said, “he has money!”,
And I quickly moved in with Kate!
Miss Brown Who Spends Most of Her Time Upside-down
I know a young lady named Brown
Who spends most of her time up-side-down.
She finds it real sweet
When you tickle her feet,
But not when you tickle her crown!
Late Night Working
I met a young lady named White
Who walks the streets late at night.
Her friend Miss Yvette
Asked for a cigarette,
But I never smoke late at night!
A Young Lady Wearing Only One Boot
A young lady wearing only one boot
Has great skill in playing the flute.
Her right foot, being bare
She waves in the air,
As she kicks me with her boot!
My Old Wardrobe
When a young lady named Wang
Out of my old wardrobe sprang
My friend Miss June
Struck up a tune,
And my neighbours they sweetly sang!
My Further Selected Poems Has Been Nominated for the Daisy Award
I am delighted to announce that I have been nominated for the Daisy Award at Two Gals and a Book for my Further Selected Poems.
You can read about the award here, https://twogalsandabookcom.wordpress.com/2021/12/25/the-2021-stacy-and-daisy-award-nominees/. For my Further Selected Poems please visit this link, https://www.amazon.co.uk/Further-Selected-Poems-Morris-ebook/dp/B08XPMGD3F.
My thanks to S Daisy of Two Gals and a Book for nominating my Further Selected Poems for the Daisy Award.
Boxing Day
When a young lady named Fay
Said, “its great Boxing Day today!”
And she clenched her fist
I said, “you must desist!”
But that didn’t deter Miss Fay!
When I Met Satan on Christmas Day
When I met Satan on Christmas day
And I said, “let us all pray”.
He said, “make no mistake,
I have a terrible headache!
I shall sleep off my hangover today!”
K Morris - Poet 