There was a young lady named White
Who liked to dance nude by moonlight.
And when the sun rose
She’d put on her clothes.
But the men all enjoyed the moonlight!
Dancing by Moonlight
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Beating Time to Rhyme
A young lady whose name is Lou
Likes to spank me with her shoe.
She says, “your verse
It grows steadily worse!
So I’ll spank you with my shoe!”
Mark’s Date in the Park
There once was a fiction writer named Mark
Who wrote about his date in the park.
A young lady named Lou
Said, “I shall sue you!
As I didn’t do that in the park!”
There Once Was a Clever Old Ghost
There once was a clever old ghost
Who spent all his days stealing toast.
When they covered it in glue
He said, “I’ll start stealing stew!”.
That clever and most enterprising old ghost!
There Once Was a Most Poetical Old Squire
There once was a most poetical old squire
Who composed a poem to his housemaid Moriah.
As she knelt on the floor
She said, “do give me more!”.
So he did, which delighted his housemaid Moriah!
Lou Who Spanks Paying Gentlemen with A Shoe
I know a young lady named Lou
Who spanks paying gentlemen with a shoe.
When she spanked Mr Moore
In a large department store,
They made Lou pay for that shoe!
Her Ring on My Entry Phone
Her ring on my entry phone.
“I’ve left my key at home.
I live at flat –“.
The devil winks when man thinks
Thoughts he ought not to think.
But ‘twas no sin
To let her in!
There Once Was a Foolish Old Libertarian
There once was a foolish old libertarian
Who was imprisoned in a large aquarium.
When he said, “I am free
To swim in this great sea!”,
The fish laughed in that large aquarium!
Nell’s Visit to Hell
There was a young lady named Nell
Who met the devil whilst visiting hell.
When the devil proposed
She said, “I suppose
That hell will suit Nell quite well!”.
Public Speaking
There was a young lady named Peach
Who gave many a very fine speech.
Her great verbal power
Impressed the ivory tower,
But the public she just couldn’t reach!
K Morris - Poet 