There once was a clever old ghost
Who spent all his days stealing toast.
When they covered it in glue
He said, “I’ll start stealing stew!”.
That clever and most enterprising old ghost!
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How does he eat it? Or does he just steal it to be annoying?
I guess he just steals it to be annoying. But I have heard that after the incident with glue people considered him to be an extremely stuck up old ghost!