When I went out on a date
With a gorgeous young lady named Kate,
That naughty Miss Rose
Took off her clothes.
And the police they stormed the gate!
My Date with Kate
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There Once Was a Talented Old Beagle
There once was a talented old beagle
Who wrote for the great Der Spiegel.
Just last May
He passed away,
And was replaced by a golden eagle!
A Young Man of Liverpool and His Mule
There once was a young man of Liverpool
Who rode round the town on a mule.
As he rested in Tesco
A young lady named Flo
Said, “how much for you and that mule!”
There Was a Young Lady of Rangoon
There was a young lady of Rangoon
Who decided to fly to the moon.
Whilst pausing at Southend
She found a boyfriend.
And flew with him back to Rangoon
K Morris Poet reading his poem ‘A Poet Who Sat Drinking His Wine’
Kevin Morris reading his poems ‘Barely a Bird I Heard’ and ‘I Would Rather Be a Tree’ on Youtube
A reading of my poems on Youtube.
A Poet Who Sat Drinking His Wine
A poet who sat drinking his wine
Said, “young ladies they are truly divine.
But too few women
Are tempted by sinning”.
And he wept whilst drinking his wine.
Miss Bland
My friend, whose name is Miss Bland
Is fond of the one night stand.
The good bishop Ray
Spoke of sin yesterday.
And he’s taken Miss Bland in hand …
A Young Lady of An Ancient Profession
A young lady of an ancient profession
Has made many a most interesting confession.
She was born into farming
And is really quite charming.
And farming is a very ancient profession …
When a Young Lady from Ealing
When a young lady from Ealing
Tripped and came through my ceiling,
We began an affair
Right then and there …
As dust settled from my ceiling!
K Morris - Poet 