There once was a man named Banes
Who had a great obsession with drains.
Being small and thin
He often fell in
Which caused Banes pains in those drains!
Banes and His Love of Drains
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A Proposal of Marriage
I know a young lady named Honey
Who has found I’ve come into money.
She’s proposed to me
Along with Miss Lee,
But I can’t marry Lee and Honey!
Reinventing the Wheel
There once was a man named Neil
Who said, “I shall invent the wheel!”.
A young lady called Sun
Said, “that’s already been done!”,
As she rolled around with that Neil!
I Met a Man Named Dorian Gray
I met a man named Dorian Gray
Who said, “my portrait it must pay.
With this sharp knife
I’ll end it’s life!”.
But it was Gray who did pay …!
Musical Head
There once was a girl in red
Who liked to stand on her head.
When they asked her why
She would wink 1 eye
And play the drums with her head!
A Young Lady’s Reputation
A young lady of this great nation
Is well known for her spotless reputation.
Her name it is Miss Heather
And we’ve never been seen together
Which explains that young lady’s spotless reputation …
As I Walked a Great Country Estate
As I walked a great country estate
I met with that feisty Miss Kate.
When I said, “is it pleasant
To play at being a peasant?”,
She said, “get off my father’s estate!”.
Rules of Behaviour
When a young lady named Miss Hocking
Said, “your behaviour is really quite shocking!”,
I said, “what I done
I done it in fun!”.
She said, “your grammar is also shocking!”.
Sporty Miss Pearl
I know a young lady named Pearl
Who sets my head in a whirl.
I think I’m in love
As with her boxing glove
She sets my head in a whirl!
I Once Met a Vampire Named Keith
I once met a vampire named Keith
Who showed me his very sharp teeth.
When he gnashed his great fangs
I fed him with gran’s meringues
Which poisoned that poor vampire named Keith!
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