Category Archives: literature

The Rain Fell

The rain fell

In the wood I know well.

I could say it’s sound

Was very profound

And the forest rang with birdsong.

 

 

All of this is true.

But I was wet through

And wanted home

And hot tea!

Unreliable Narrator

A young man who works as a waiter

Has a reputation as an unreliable narrator.

He has written a novel

In a rundown old hovel.

But some whisper, he’s only a waiter …!

spectacle

A young lady who wears 1 spectacle

Has a reputation for being very respectable.

I’ve seen her at night

Dancing by the moon’s light,

And she’s only been wearing 1 spectacle …!

Bella’s Complaint

When a young lady named Miss Bella

Went and called me a rude fella,

I said, “my language isn’t crude!

And you madam are most rude!

You are thinking of some other fella!”

There Once Was an Author Named Kafka

There once was an author named Kafka

Whose books are all lacking in laughter.

There can be no denial,

For I have it on file:

His books are all lacking in laughter.

Miss Nicola

A young lady known as Miss Nicola

Invites all the gentlemen to tickle her.

My friend Heather

Dresses in leather

And no gentlemen dares to tickle her …

Threadbare

The scent of cheap perfume

Pervades an overheated room.

She in her mini skirt

And too high heels.

He in t-shirt and jeans.

 

They play their scenes.

She loses skirt and heels

And feels

The threadbare carpet under her feet.

She wants to sleep …

 

Sometimes she weeps,

But not in front of them.

He sighs.

His fun is done.

Occasionally he cries,

Though not when they can see.

 

The same dance

Of no romance

Over and over again

To hide his pain.

 

She has a child to feed

Or perhaps some other need.

Sometimes  he wonders about them.

But they are free

As is he …

To choose …

 

Lorna and the Sauna

I am dating a young lady named Lorna

Who works in some kind of sauna.

When I say, “what goes on there?”

She refers me to her colleague Claire –

Who refers me back to Miss Lorna …

Role Play

When a dominant young lady named Fay

Said, “lets all indulge in role play!”

And severe Miss Jane

Produced a large cane,

I made my excuses that day …!

Elegy on a Former Neighbour

I passed by

Where you once lived

And remembered how you gazed at the stars

So far away.

 

It is cold today

But you are lost to frost and sunshine.

You denied the divine

Yet loved the starry sky.

 

No telescope can see where you are gone.

Yet I think you would agree with me

That we came from stardust

And must go

Beyond where the telescope can see