Monthly Archives: July 2024

Dave Who Shaved on a Grave

When a young man named Dave

Decided to shave on a grave,

And a ghastly ghoul

Called him a fool,

He gave that knave a shave!

Cardiff Castle Library

In the past, the leisured class

Would have time to feed their minds

In this place of tall bookshelves,

Whilst servants, unseen, would cook and clean.

And the workmen who built this place of stone?

Their names are unknown,

But  perhaps a thoughtful member of the upper class

Thought on those who toiled

And oiled the machine

As he sat at his books.

And knew the whole would collapse

Where not each man to play his part

In maintaining the machine.

 

 

This poem was sparked by a recent visit to Cardiff Castle’s Library https://www.cardiffcastle.com/rooms/library/

 

Post Modern Poetry

The vast majority of my poetry is written in traditional forms (mainly using rhyme). I was therefore interested to come across this blog post on Post Modern poetry https://katyrachelmartin.wordpress.com/2024/07/25/587/

The Scent of Coconut Oil on a Girl’s Hair

Her hair, smelling of Coconut Oil

Takes me back to you.

She too is black.

Once my passion boiled for you

In coconut scented sheets.

I wonder, does her skin

Leave coconut on bedclothes

And does her man’s nose

Linger where bodies meet?

Do I sin

When I yearn for coconuts

Firm to the touch

And  soft skin

I can not touch?

Sugar Babes

When young women with pretty eyes

And loose thighs flirt

With older guys,

And the onlookers tut in disgust,

Sometimes I think, why the fuss,

For girls with pretty eyes,

The wealthy guys,

And those who now criticise,

All will be dust.

Plans for a National Writing Centre

New Writing North is leading a coalition, which includes Hachette UK, Faber and Simon & Schuster UK, to create a state-of-the-art Centre for Writing in Newcastle worth £14m through government funding and so “reposition the southern and London bias of the writing industries”.

 

New Writing North is leading a coalition, which includes Hachette UK, Faber and Simon & Schuster UK, to create a state-of-the-art Centre for Writing in Newcastle worth £14m through government funding and so “reposition the southern and London bias of the writing industries”. – Search (bing.com)

2 of My Poems Included on the World Poetry Reading Series for Thursday 25 July

I was pleased to have had 2 of my poems from The Churchyard Yew and Other Poems included in the World Poetry Reading Series for Thursday 25 July. (The podcast is available prior to the show being broadcast on Thursday 25 July at 9 pm (UK time).

 

The poems in question: “Aeolus” and “A Walk in the Rain” appear approximately 45 minutes in to the podcast which can be found here https://www.mixcloud.com/VictorSchwartzman/world-poetry-cafe-for-july-25-2024-victor-and-old-poets/.

 

The Churchyard Yew is available on Amazon in Kindle and paperback and can be found here, The Churchyard Yew and Other Poems eBook : Morris, K: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

When Kafka Went and Wrote the Trial

When Kafka went and wrote The Trial

They said, “there can be no denial

That this book is strange

And the characters quite deranged!

And this novel is called The Trial!”.

In the Land of Smiles

In the land of smiles

Poets are free

To while away their time

In sweet poetry.

But a poet may find

His mind turn from rhyme

To bar girls who,

(strictly between us 2),

Have no time for rhyme …

When a Young Lady Said, “Lets Pretend!”

As we drove fast round a very tight bend

A young lady said, “lets pretend I’m your girlfriend!”.

I said, “in this sports car

You and I will go far!”,

She said, “remember that this is only pretend!”