Monthly Archives: September 2023

There Once Was an Old Man Named Hogg

There once was an old man named Hogg

Who said, “I’ve been flogged by a dog!”.

They said to him, “sir,

You should take more care!

And you really should stay off that grog!”.

 

Getting the Blame

When a young lady whose known as Nat

Went and left her perfume in my flat,

My sweet girlfriend Leigh

Began to berate me!

But it wasn’t me, it was that Nat!

Old

In my frayed old dressing gown I found

A broken hairband.

I know not where

I met her.

 

 

Names I forget.

But this broken hairband commands reflection and regret

For her and all those before.

And others, if there are more

I Could Stop

I could stop

This clock

Once and for all.

 

 

Lonely and bored

I called

On Dowson’s rhyme

Of women and wine.

 

 

The cork popped

You poured.

And Time’s scythe chopped

Another day away

In play.

A Warm Bed for the Night

A warm bed for the night

Gives some respite

From the indifferent street, where feet

Sound on lonely stone.

She sleeps in sheets.

Her brief respite

After his delight.

Churchyard Tree

When a churchyard tree

Dripped rain on me

I thought that I ought

Not to swear

For the rain will remain

When that tree

And me are where

We will know no rain.