Monthly Archives: March 2023

There Once Was a Man with an Easel

There once was a man with an easel

Who made friends with a wise old weasel.

He painted great lakes

And big juicy steaks,

While the man he would hold that easel.

Moat and His Stoat

There once was an actor named Moat

Who kept a stoat in a boat.

When it ran up the dress

Of a waspish  critic called Bess,

The audience clapped Moat and his stoat!

My Poetry

I once knew a man known as Moat

Who said my poetry was of little note!

His friend Coaker

Said, “its mediocre!”.

I hear that they drowned in a moat …

“More Poetic Meanderings” is Now Available in Paperback from Amazon

On 28 March I announced that my poetry collection, “More Poetic Meanderings” is now available for download in the Amazon Kindle store, https://kmorrispoet.com/2023/03/28/my-poetry-collection-more-poetic-meanderings-is-now-available-for-purchase-as-a-kindle-download-in-the-kindle-store/.

I am pleased to be able to announce that “Meanderings” is now also available in paperback and can be found here, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZFLT3YL

My Poetry Collection, “More Poetic Meanderings” is Now Available for Purchase as a Kindle Download in the Kindle Store

I am delighted to announce that my collection of poetry, “More Poetic Meanderings” is available in the Kindle store to download in Kindle format,  https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BZT9G139/. “Meanderings” will  soon also be available in paperback and I will post a link here once this is the case.

Book Description:

More Poetic Meanderings” is a collection of poems that explores the complexities of life through the lens of the human experience. Each poem offers a unique perspective on various themes, such as love, loss, mortality, pain, joy, hope, and the beauty of nature.

The collection begins with an introductory poem that sets the tone for the rest of the book. The collection delves into deep themes, such as the meaning of life, the struggle for self-discovery, and the beauty of nature.

Poetical Sue

When a poetical young lady named Sue

Wrote an erotic poem about Miss Lou,

A man called Ted

Fell out of bed,

Which left mor room for those 2 …!

Lyme Who Was Fond of Rhyme and Crime

There was a young man named Lyme

Who was fond of rhyme and crime.

He stole my verse,

Which made me curse!

So I ended Lyme and his rhyme …!

Loitering

As I loitered in a dark alley

I got arrested by police constable Sally.

I was buying fine art

From a girl called Heart –

But the jury believed police constable Sally …!

A Young Lady Wearing 100 Bras

A young lady wearing 100 bras

Said, “I shall fly to Mars!”.

But those bras being tight

She stayed home all night,

With a Martian eating chocolate bars!