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The Importance of Discretion

A young lady of a very ancient profession

Is well known for her tact and discretion.

I’ve seen her in town

With her friend vicar Brown –

They think I possess great tact and discretion …!

The Importance of Discretion

My friend, who lacks any kind of discretion

Has an obsession with the world’s oldest profession.

At just gone midnight

I met Miss White

Who said, “your friend he lacks any discretion …!”

 

The Importance of Discretion

I met a young lady with petite feet

Who said, “please promise you will be discreet”.

I went back with Grace

To her sweet little place.

She lives at 7, such and such street …