When the talented and beautiful Miss Ria
Wished us all a happy new year
That old rake Lord Mar
Said, “will you go far?”,
And he’s still washing off Ria’s beer …!
My New Year’s Eve Party
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Forgetful Miss Brown
A most forgetful young lady named Miss Brown
Is in the habit of losing her gown.
My friend vicar Glynn
Says, “we all sin”,
When he returns that gown to Miss Brown …
London Bridge is Now Falling Down
When a young lady named Miss Brown
Said, “London Bridge is now falling down!”,
An old man called Guy
Said, “no! it’s the sky!
And there’s a chicken running about town!”
Happy New Year!
A very happy new year to you, all of my readers. I hope that 2022 is a good new year for you and all those close to you.
Very best wishes. Kevin
Moral Kate
When a moral young lady named Kate
Said, “you are a wicked old reprobate!”,
My friend Miss Honey
Said, “he has money!”,
And I quickly moved in with Kate!
Miss Brown Who Spends Most of Her Time Upside-down
I know a young lady named Brown
Who spends most of her time up-side-down.
She finds it real sweet
When you tickle her feet,
But not when you tickle her crown!
Late Night Working
I met a young lady named White
Who walks the streets late at night.
Her friend Miss Yvette
Asked for a cigarette,
But I never smoke late at night!
Sunlight
The sunlight dances
Through windblown branches
On a late December day.
Let us stay,
And smile while we may.
A Young Lady Wearing Only One Boot
A young lady wearing only one boot
Has great skill in playing the flute.
Her right foot, being bare
She waves in the air,
As she kicks me with her boot!
The Sweeper of Leaves
The sweeper of leaves
Sweeps at all hours.
He takes new flowers.
And sometimes he leaves
Half-dead leaves, which quiver,
And wish to wither
Away. And we say
“Why take blooming flowers
When half-dead leaves stay?”
He sweeps at all hours.
All meet him one day.
K Morris - Poet 