When a poetical young lady named Sue
Wrote an erotic poem about Miss Lou,
A man called Ted
Fell out of bed,
Which left mor room for those 2 …!
Poetical Sue
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Lyme Who Was Fond of Rhyme and Crime
There was a young man named Lyme
Who was fond of rhyme and crime.
He stole my verse,
Which made me curse!
So I ended Lyme and his rhyme …!
Behind the Sunshine
Behind the sunshine
I often find
The eternal rain.
While inside
The smile
Oft hides
Our human rain.
Loitering
As I loitered in a dark alley
I got arrested by police constable Sally.
I was buying fine art
From a girl called Heart –
But the jury believed police constable Sally …!
A Young Lady Wearing 100 Bras
A young lady wearing 100 bras
Said, “I shall fly to Mars!”.
But those bras being tight
She stayed home all night,
With a Martian eating chocolate bars!
Guy Who Works in AI
I met a young man named Guy
Who works in the field of AI.
His programme writes verse
Which grows steadily worse.
But some say its written by Guy!
Forgetful Rose
I met a young lady named Rose
Who said, “I am fond of crows.
I left my perfume
In this changing room.”
I said, “it’s here with your clothes …!”.
The Poisoned Pen
When a young lady named Henrietta
Sent me a poisoned pen letter,
I said to Miss Gale,
“Hasn’t she heard of email?
Its much quicker than a letter!”.
On Leaving the Pub Behind
On leaving the pub behind
I heard birds
And felt the London rain.
I often find
That birds, and fleeting words
Occupy my mind.
And the same rain fell
On ancient Rome.
But the birds they heard
Have gone with Rome.
The Vicar’s Bed
When a naughty young lady named White
Climbed into the vicar’s bed last night,
His sweet mistress Claire
Said to Miss Flair,
“Was it you who invited Miss White?”.
K Morris - Poet 