When a young lady who comes from Dover
Said, “I want you to bend right over”,
A man named Frank
Said, “do you spank?”,
She said, “just pick up my dropped pullover!”.
When a Young Lady Who Comes from Dover
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Tag Archives: humour
When a Young Lady Playing at Dice
When a young lady playing at dice
Said, “do join me in my vice!”,
I said, “my dear Rose,
You are wearing no clothes!
Which is distracting me from my dice!”.
If I Won the Lottery
If I won the lottery
No doubt I would find,
At the age of 53,
Young women chasing me,
For my great mind
And my fine poetry.
And I would enjoy the charms
Of many a young woman’s arms.
But, strange to say
When all my pay
Had gone away, they would say,
“We have no interest in thee,
And your poor poetry …!”.
Gwen’s Clever Old Hen
There was a young lady named Gwen
Who owned a most clever old hen.
It’s name was White,
And it could write,
As it had swallowed Gwen’s fountain pen!
Chatbot
There was a young man named Lot
Who fell in love with a chatbot.
His friends called him sad,
Which made him quite mad!
As that chatbot was really quite hot!
Dawn Who Likes to Dance on My Lawn
I know a young lady named Dawn
Who likes to dance on my lawn.
When I say, “heels ruin my grass!”,
She says, “all things must surely pass!”.
That naughty and philosophical young lady Dawn!
Miss Heart’s Art
I know a young lady named Heart
Who is famous for showing her art.
Some call her rude,
When she models nude.
But I say Heart shows her art …!
Miss Vickers Knickers
A young lady whose name is Vickers
Is well known for losing her knickers.
A bishop called Paul
Says, “we all fall”,
As he admires those knickers of Vickers …!
Her Latest Manuscript
A young lady whose bra was ripped
Said, “I must finish my latest manuscript.
It concerns beautiful young women,
And their love of sinning.
And explains why my bra is ripped …!”.
A Youtube Recording of Poet Kevin Morris Reading His Poem “There Once Was a Clever Old Ghost”
A recent Youtube recording of me reading my poem “There Once Was a Clever Old Ghost”
K Morris - Poet 