A forgetful vampire, whose name is Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe.
The suave Count Dracula
Never employs the vernacular,
And he’s fond of a stiletto shoe …!
A Forgetful Vampire
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Nelly Who Was Fond of the Telly
There was a young lady named Nelly
Who was so busy watching the telly
That she mistook Sunday roast
For some hot buttered toast,
Which she ate along with her welly!
My Libertarian Friend
My friend, who is a staunch libertarian
Has purchased a large brand new aquarium
Wherein all the fishes swim
Imprisoned in glass and tin.
And my friend he’s a staunch libertarian !
Forgetful Young Ladies
A religious young lady named Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe,
Whilst pious Miss Hocking
Often loses a stocking.
And I return them to those 2 …
Backstreet
A naughty young lady known as Grubb
Has a job in a backstreet club.
Its really quite shocking
That good Bishop Hocking
Has been barred from my favourite club …
Low Morals
When a young lady named Miss Flow
Said, “Sir, your morals are so low!”.
I said, “you and Rose
Should put on some clothes
As its time for you to go!”
Women and Fine Wine
A young lady pouring very fine wine
Said, “sir, I shall never be thine!”.
I said, “good barmaid
I have merely paid,
To enjoy a fine glass of wine!”
Ron the Don
There once was a don named Ron
Whose lectures just went on and on.
As loud snores filled the room
He would gaze at the moon,
As she slept whilst Ron went on!
Wicked Lou
A most wicked young lady named Lou
Has written about me and Miss Sue.
Its really quite shocking
And involves Miss Hocking.
We’d sue, but its all perfectly true!
Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time
There was a young man named Lyme
Who picked a fight with Father Time.
But old time slipped away.
And on his final day
Lyme made his peace with Father Time.
K Morris - Poet 