An old lady I happen to know
Is a fan of Edgar Alan Poe.
She owns a black cat,
But that’s enough about that,
As Usher just fell on my toe!
A Fan of Edgar Alan Poe
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Relaxing in Bed
As I lay on a brand new bed
With a most beautiful young lady in red,
A girl named Claire
Said, “excuse me sir,
But do you intend to buy that bed?”.
The Key to My Clock
The key to my clock
Is cold to my hand.
I can command
My old clock
To cease it’s chime.
But no rhyme stops
The sickle’s chop.
My Guest Post on Beetleypete
I am grateful to Pete Johnson, (beetleypete), for kindly publishing this guest post by me, https://beetleypete.com/2023/04/01/guest-post-kevin-morris-2/. Please do pop over to read and comment.
Lou and Jane
A young lady whose name is Lou
Likes to spank men with her shoe.
Her friend Jane
Will often explain
That’s why some men really like Lou!
There Once Was a Man with an Easel
There once was a man with an easel
Who made friends with a wise old weasel.
He painted great lakes
And big juicy steaks,
While the man he would hold that easel.
Moat and His Stoat
There once was an actor named Moat
Who kept a stoat in a boat.
When it ran up the dress
Of a waspish critic called Bess,
The audience clapped Moat and his stoat!
My Poetry
I once knew a man known as Moat
Who said my poetry was of little note!
His friend Coaker
Said, “its mediocre!”.
I hear that they drowned in a moat …
“More Poetic Meanderings” is Now Available in Paperback from Amazon
On 28 March I announced that my poetry collection, “More Poetic Meanderings” is now available for download in the Amazon Kindle store, https://kmorrispoet.com/2023/03/28/my-poetry-collection-more-poetic-meanderings-is-now-available-for-purchase-as-a-kindle-download-in-the-kindle-store/.
I am pleased to be able to announce that “Meanderings” is now also available in paperback and can be found here, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZFLT3YL
My Poetry Collection, “More Poetic Meanderings” is Now Available for Purchase as a Kindle Download in the Kindle Store
I am delighted to announce that my collection of poetry, “More Poetic Meanderings” is available in the Kindle store to download in Kindle format, https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BZT9G139/. “Meanderings” will soon also be available in paperback and I will post a link here once this is the case.
Book Description:
“More Poetic Meanderings” is a collection of poems that explores the complexities of life through the lens of the human experience. Each poem offers a unique perspective on various themes, such as love, loss, mortality, pain, joy, hope, and the beauty of nature.
The collection begins with an introductory poem that sets the tone for the rest of the book. The collection delves into deep themes, such as the meaning of life, the struggle for self-discovery, and the beauty of nature.
K Morris - Poet 