Monthly Archives: August 2024

In the Doctors Surgery

Through the open door of the surgery

Comes the summer breeze.

Often the wind sings in the tree

Or plays with leaves

Fallen on the path. And in these leaves

And the windswept tree

I know we are bound for the ground.

Bad Poetry

When a rude and unfeeling young lad

Said, “your poems are so very bad!”.

I wept full sore

And said, “tell me more!”,

As I soundly thrashed that lad!

Whilst Singing a Very Old Hymn

Whilst singing a very old hymn

I spied that sinful Miss Lin.

She spoke of pleasure

In the sweet heather,

And I stopped singing that hymn …

Just Another Lover

She knocks on another lover’s door

Although she’s never seen him before.

After a drunken carouse

She loses her blouse

As with other lovers before.

 

His mirror has reflected back

The white and black.

Another lover passing through his door

He’s never seen before.

 

 

He gives her a token.

His love is spoken,

As so many times before

In cold hard gold

Which opens more than doors.

Dover Beach, a Parody

A couple of days ago, I joined a poetry session on Zoom. The theme of the readings was “the sea”. I read 2 poems, one of my own, and Matthew Arnold’s fine poem, Dover Beach, which has long been one of my favourites Dover Beach by Matthew Arnold | Poetry Foundation.

 

Looking out to sea in the company of an unnamed woman, Arnold is reminded of “the turbid ebb and flow of human misery”. “The sea of faith” was once a powerful force holding society together,

“… But now I only hear

Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,

Retreating, to the breath

Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear

And naked shingles of the world.”

 

Arnold sees love as the only way to deal with the decline of moral certitude and faith. Speaking to  his lover who is looking out the window towards France with him, Arnold  remarks,

“Ah, love, let us be true

To one another! for the world, which seems

To lie before us like a land of dreams,

So various, so beautiful, so new,

Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,

Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;

And we are here as on a darkling plain

Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,

Where ignorant armies clash by night.”

 

After my reading there followed a discussion of Dover Beach. During the discussion someone mentioned that Anthony Hecht had written a parody of Arnold’s poem entitled The Dover Bitch. Being a curious soul I Googled Hecht’s poem https://poets.org/poem/dover-bitch.

 

In the poem Hecht imagines how Arnold’s lover felt as she was addressed on the subject of the decline of faith, whilst her mind was otherwise engaged

“Well now, I knew this girl. It’s true she had read
Sophocles in a fairly good translation
And caught that bitter allusion to the sea,
But all the time he was talking she had in mind
The notion of what his whiskers would feel like
On the back of her neck …”.

 

Hecht’s The Dover Bitch is certainly an amusing read, which is why I am sharing it here. I wonder will I ever be able to read Matthew Arnold’s Dover Beach in quite the same way again!

 

The Dangers of Catching a Cold

When Rose took all her clothes off

The dear old vicar began to cough.

The weather being cold

Rose was most bold!

And the vicar he developed a cough …!