I know a young lady named Maude
Who makes love on an ironing board.
Her husband Ted
Prefers the bed.
But I’m fond of Maude’s ironing board …
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I know a young lady named Maude
Who makes love on an ironing board.
Her husband Ted
Prefers the bed.
But I’m fond of Maude’s ironing board …
K Morris - Poet 
Naughty, naughty Maude!
Maude is indeed extremely naughty! But very nice and great fun …!
😀
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Many thanks for the kind share, Michael. Kevin
The only i can say is, that Maude must be a petite one, as in my remembrance ironing boards are not very stable. 🙂 xx Michael
Its a very well constructed ironing board, Michael …! Thanks for making me smile with your comment. Kevin
A great way to do the ironing Kevin ..
Indeed, I always look forward to helping Maude do the ironing …!
🤣 Such a funny poem. Your protagonist is at least as naughty as sweet Maude though.
I’m delighted you enjoyed my poem, Astrid. As you say, the other one is just as naughty as Maude …