I stillThink of girls
With soft,
Yielding skin.
My curls,
They have turned from brown to grey.
I cough
And ponder on, the meaning of sin.
I Still Think of Girls
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Tag Archives: Rhyme
A Rather Elderly Gentleman Named Frank
A rather elderly gentleman named Frank
Is extremely fond of a spank,
Whilst my friend Honey
Has plenty of money,
And she likes to visit Frank.
When A Young Lady Named Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Offered to help me with admin,
And I answered her, “please,yes”,
And she took off her dress,
I said, “just the admin, Lin!”.
When a Lawyer Named Grist
When a lawyer named Grist
Said, “you must cease and desist!”,
A young lady named Lou
Said, “I advise you to countersue!”.
So I sued Cease and Desist!
When A Young Man Named Lyme
When a young man named Lyme
Said, “I ‘ave committed a crime.
But what I ‘ave done,
I just donit in fun”,
I said, “your grammar is terrible, Lyme!”.
A Young Man Named Lyme
A young man named Lyme
Was completely obsessed with time.
But a girl from Boulder,
With a dress off her shoulder,
Made lyme forget all about time!
Rewound
When the tick tock
Of the clock
Does stop,
I have found
That it is nothing profound,
For a clock
Is easily rewound.
When a Young Man Named Lee
When a young man by the name of Lee
Said, “there are plenty of fish in the sea”,
And I said, “do you mean the dating website?”,
He said, “that young lady Miss White.
That girl you should most definitely see!”.
Empty
Men seek refuge
In strip bars
From the huge
Empty
Outside.
Girls lose their bras
And men think, “whore”.
Then depart, empty,
Inside,
As before.
When A Credulous Young Man Named Perks
When a credulous young man named Perks
Said, “a ghost in the basement lurks!”.
I said, “you fool!
That is no ghoul,
It’s the late Edmund Burke’s great works!”.
K Morris - Poet 