When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m only wearing 1 shoe”.
I looked at her really hard
And said, “you are such a card”.
As she’d painted her legs bright blue
When A Young Lady Named Lou
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When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m feeling kind of blue”,
I said, “that’s quite enough of that,
You must put back on your hat,
As the bishop’s due here at 2!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m inocent, its true!”.
I said, “you and Bess
Must now wash and dress.
And I deny knowing you two!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “nothing is taboo to you!”,
I said, “I love your feet
But I wish you wouldn’t beat,
Me so hard with your shoe!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “have you seen my shoe?”,
I replied, “tut tut,
A goat called Butt
Has eaten up your shoe Lou!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Married an elderly vicar called Drew,
All the bridesmaids got very drunk,
And a rather disreputable old monk,
Waltzed with a girl called Sue!
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Threw at me her shoe,
I quickly did duck
And said, “bad luck!”,
But she owned another shoe!
