When miss Emily wrote Wuthering Heights
They said, “that rhymes with tights.
A young lady named Hocking
Removed a fine, silk stocking,
As I sang, “oh sweet delights!”.
When Miss Emily Wrote Wuthering Heights
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A Beautiful Young Lady Climbing the Stairs
A beautiful young lady climbing the stairs
Said, “I suffer from very bad nightmares”! .
I said, “my dear miss Elane,
That must cause you great pain.
Shall we dine on apples and pears?”
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When a beautiful young lady climbing the stairs
Said, “I’m afflicted by the most horrible nightmares!”.
I said, “my dear miss elane,
That must cause you great pain.
And your bedroom is up these here stairs?”
Leigh Who Needed Money
When a young lady named Leigh
Said, “I’ll be honest with thee.
My sweet darling honey
I need some money”.
I said, “go ask a bee!”.
Lin’s Sin
When a gorgeous young lady named Lin
Said, “you men are full of sin!”.
My old friend, bishop Ted
Said, “is that nightdress red?”.
And the sexton he stood for Lin.
Curvaceous
When I dated a young lady most curvaceous
Who said, “good sir, you are very sagacious!”.
And I said, “thank you so much.
With young ladies, I always go dutch”.
She said, “I can be more than flirtatious …!”
Neef the Thief
There once was a man named Neef
Whose occupation was that of professional thief.
He threatened a lady from Bristol
Who, with her sword and pistol,
Brought that thief named Neef to grief!
Awaking in the Depths of the Night
Awaking in the depths of the night
I saw a girl dressed in white.
When I called her a ghoul
She said, “you stupid old fool!
I’m a vampire who likes to bite!”.
Miss Cook’s Book
When a young lady named Cook
Said, “come and look at my book”,
I entered her scented boudoir
Where, from under a bra,
She took a most delightful book
A Young Lady Eating Hot Buttered Toast
A young lady eating hot buttered toast
Said, “I am a most terrible ghost!”.
She had large feet
And really could eat!
And she stole my hot buttered toast!
Moral Purity
I met a group of young women
Who said, “sir, do you like sinning?”.
When I said, “I am pure!”.
They said, “are you quite sure?”,
And those women just couldn’t stop grinning!
K Morris - Poet 