A young lady eating hot buttered toast
Said, “I am a most terrible ghost!”.
She had large feet
And really could eat!
And she stole my hot buttered toast!
A Young Lady Eating Hot Buttered Toast
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Moral Purity
I met a group of young women
Who said, “sir, do you like sinning?”.
When I said, “I am pure!”.
They said, “are you quite sure?”,
And those women just couldn’t stop grinning!
When I Fell in the Deep Water
When I fell in the deep water
With a rather famous old fiction author,
And I said, “we will drown!”,
He whacked me on my crown,
And said, “sir, this is fictional water!”.
Washing Her Hair
A beautiful young lady named Right
Is slim and dresses in white.
While a girl called Flair
Is forever washing her hair,
And miss Right is busy tonight!
When a Policeman by the Name of Lyme
When a policeman by the name of Lyme
Said, “I’m arresting you for a serious crime”.
And I said, “what I have done
Was done purely and simply for fun”,
He said, “sir, that was a terrible rhyme!”.
When the Tender and Lovely Dawn
When the tender and lovely dawn
Entered my bedchamber this very morn,
I gazed at the sky
And pondered deeply on why,
Dawn tramples all over my lawn!
Bill and the Great Churchill
When a young man named Bill
Said, “I am the great Churchill!”.
And he lit a cigar
With his girlfriend’s new bra,
She dumped that young man Bill!
Gwen
When a naughty young lady named Gwen
Said, “I shall introduce you to BDSM”.
And I said, “what’s that?”,
She pulled off my hat,
And said, “Gwen, likes to discipline men!”.
Stella’s Umbrella
A naughty young lady named Stella
Beat me with her large umbrella.
But things got much worse
When, dressed as a nurse
She spanked me in her cellar!
There Once Was A Crusty Old Agnostic
There once was a crusty old agnostic
Who, being extremely fond of the acrostic,
Penned one at morn
Which left him forlorn,
As it’s reception was really quite caustic!
K Morris - Poet 