When a gorgeous young lady of Leeds
Said, “you men all have your needs …”.
I said, “I like an adventure
But this is a shopping centre,
And its freezing today here in Leeds!”
When a Gorgeous Young Lady of Leeds
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Birch
A young lady whose name is Birch
Is a regular at a certain church.
She owns a cane
Which causes great pain.
And the vicars fond of the birch …
There Was a Young Man Named Dunn
There was a young man named Dunn
Who decided to fly to the sun.
But going off course
He encountered a horse
Who said, “that just can’t be done!”
My Poetry Featured On Vivienne Sang’s Blog
My thanks to Vivienne Sang for featuring me and my poetry on her blog. To visit the post please follow this link, https://aspholessaria.wordpress.com/2022/01/31/a-new-book-of-poetry-by-kevin-morris/
There Once Was a Most Strange Ghost
There once was a most strange ghost
Who spent all his time eating toast.
I don’t know why
As after you die
You have no need to eat toast!
The Dam
I touched the dam
So desired by man.
But soon it was gone
Broken by some other one.
There Once Was a PM Named Moat
There once was a PM named Moat
Who gave all dogs the vote.
A government minister called Joan
Gave them all a bone
But the dogs didn’t vote for Moat!
Miss Page Who Dances on Stage
A young lady known as Miss Page
Dances nude for gentlemen on the stage.
Her friend Nell
Slipped and fell
But I managed to grab Miss Page …!
Leaving and Other Poems is Available in Paperback and Kindle
Yesterday (26 January) I announced that my poetry collection, Leaving and Other Poems is available in the Amazon Kindle store, https://kmorrispoet.com/2022/01/26/my-new-poetry-collection-leaving-and-other-poems-is-now-available-in-the-amazon-kindle-store/
I am pleased to announce that Leaving and Other Poems is now available as a paperback and can be found here, https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09R3HR9KG/ (for the UK), and here, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09R3HR9KG/
(for the US and elsewhere).
A Dog Who Had No Tail
A dog who had no tail
Made the poor vicar turn pale.
As the day turned dark
He would howl and bark
Until the devil returned his tail!
