There was a young man named Keith

Who was known as a prodigious thief,

Until Miss Rose and Miss Hocking

Tied him up with their stockings,

Which delighted that young man named Keith!

 

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There was a young man named Keith

Who was known as a prodigious thief,

Until Miss Rose and Miss Hocking

Tied him up with their stockings,

Which caused that thief Keith to cease!