When a young lady wearing a short skirt
Said, “I hear that you’re a terrible flirt!”.
I said, “my dear Grace
You have a beautiful face”,
As my wife she glared at that skirt!
The Skirt
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There Once Was a Dog With No Tail
There once was a dog with no tail
Who liked to get drunk on strong ale.
Whilst out in the city
He met with Miss Witty
Who was famous for her big bushy tail!
There Was a Young Lady of Dunblane
There was a young lady of Dunblane
Who was known by many a name.
She walked the streets at night
With a young lady in white.
But the vicar he knew her name …
Socks
When a young lady climbing the stairs
Said, “please make these socks into pairs”.
I went to the shops
And swapped all those socks
For a box of big juicy pears!
The Rake and the Vicar’s Daughter
There once was a wicked old rake
Who, wishing his great lust to slake
Took the vicar’s daughter
Down to the water,
Where she bludgeoned him with a cake!
Tea and Cake
When my friend who is a terrible rake
Invited me round for tea and chocolate cake,
There where lots of young women
And a good deal of sinning.
As for me, I stuck to the cake!
Hocking the Bluestocking
I know a young lady named Hocking
Who is famous for being a bluestocking.
She says she knew Shakespeare
Which is really quite queer,
As she’s just turned 18 has Hocking!
I Know a Young Lady Named Hocking
I know a young lady named Hocking
Who is famous for wearing 1 stocking.
I oft meet Miss White
By the moon’s knowing light.
But she’s far too respectable is Hocking …
The Pleasure Seekers
There once was a young lady named Heather
Who, wishing to find a gentleman of pleasure
Went out on the town
With her friend Miss Brown.
Where they met with the good vicar Leather.
Immorality
When a young lady named Miss Coral
Said, “sir, you are wicked and immoral!”.
My good friend Jean
Said, “he’s a libertine!”
As she handed the dictionary to Coral!
K Morris - Poet 