My friend, who is a staunch libertarian
Has purchased a large brand new aquarium
Wherein all the fishes swim
Imprisoned in glass and tin.
And my friend he’s a staunch libertarian !
My Libertarian Friend
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Forgetful Young Ladies
A religious young lady named Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe,
Whilst pious Miss Hocking
Often loses a stocking.
And I return them to those 2 …
Backstreet
A naughty young lady known as Grubb
Has a job in a backstreet club.
Its really quite shocking
That good Bishop Hocking
Has been barred from my favourite club …
Low Morals
When a young lady named Miss Flow
Said, “Sir, your morals are so low!”.
I said, “you and Rose
Should put on some clothes
As its time for you to go!”
Women and Fine Wine
A young lady pouring very fine wine
Said, “sir, I shall never be thine!”.
I said, “good barmaid
I have merely paid,
To enjoy a fine glass of wine!”
Ron the Don
There once was a don named Ron
Whose lectures just went on and on.
As loud snores filled the room
He would gaze at the moon,
As she slept whilst Ron went on!
Wicked Lou
A most wicked young lady named Lou
Has written about me and Miss Sue.
Its really quite shocking
And involves Miss Hocking.
We’d sue, but its all perfectly true!
Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time
There was a young man named Lyme
Who picked a fight with Father Time.
But old time slipped away.
And on his final day
Lyme made his peace with Father Time.
Ann’s Pram
I met a young lady named Ann
Who was pushing a rather large pram.
She said “they look like you!”.
I replied, “oh god, that’s true!”.
And then I ran from Ann’s pram!
Modest Miss Rosebud
There was a young lady named Rosebud
Whose refrain was Sir, “I never could!”
But after much wine
And sweet music divine,
Modest Miss Rosebud found that she could …
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