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All Taped Up

A young woman in a dark cape

Wrapped me up with very thick tape

And posted me

To sunny Dundee,

Where I made a most daring escape!

I Once Met a Man Named Charles Dickens

I once met a man named Charles Dickens

Who was known for his love of chickens.

When I said, “do you write?”,

He said, “yes throughout the night.

But my writing is all eaten by chickens!”

As I Walked the Streets Very Late

As I walked the streets very late

I met a young lady named Kate

Who said, “there are many women

Who earn their living through sinning!”.

Then she winked at me did Kate …!

I Once Met a Friendly Old Ghost

I once met a friendly old ghost

Who plied me with tea and toast.

When I asked for some jam

He gave me boiled ham.

That ghost was deaf as a post!

Graces

I could call

On 2 young graces.

Silks and laces

So easily fall away.

 

I find charms

In a girl’s arms.

But they go with day

And my love of solitude

May love exclude.

 

I am glad

For I have

A kind of friend.

 

 

But all our graces

Must end

In the hard churchyard

For below

There is no pretend.

There Once Was a Poetical Old Monk

There once was a poetical old monk

Who composed a poem about his skunk.

A pretty young nun

Said, “that was fun”.

And then they spoke of that skunk.

A Girl and her Big Gun

When a young lady waving a gun

Said, “are you up for some fun!”.

Having learned not to trifle

With a girl’s big rifle,

Of course I agreed to some fun …!

The Pleasure Seeker

I have demanded pleasure

And chosen not to understand

That the pursuit of pleasure

Would leave me stranded

In the desert sand.

 

I can command

Sweet painted lips

To tease and kiss.

But the desolate sand

Obeys no command.

Fluidity

Whilst visiting a place known as Stonehenge

I met a young lady from Penge.

She was dressed as a Druid

And her identity was somewhat fluid,

And she said she came from Penge …