On this cold
Sunny day
In March,
I make my way
Through the churchyard,
And see,
My vague
Shadow go
Ahead, of me
Ahead
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There Once Was A Young Lady Named White
There once was a young lady named White
Who stayed up for many a long night,
Writing a novel about a girl called Hocking
Who lost more than her shoe and stocking.
And the Lord Bishop was married to White.
There Once Was An Ambassador to Britain
There once was an ambassador to Britain
Who said, “many a poem I’ve written
About drinking lukewarm tea
And my great diplomacy,
And a kitten whose name is Mitten!”.
I Still Think of Girls
I stillThink of girls
With soft,
Yielding skin.
My curls,
They have turned from brown to grey.
I cough
And ponder on, the meaning of sin.
A Rather Elderly Gentleman Named Frank
A rather elderly gentleman named Frank
Is extremely fond of a spank,
Whilst my friend Honey
Has plenty of money,
And she likes to visit Frank.
When A Young Lady Named Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Offered to help me with admin,
And I answered her, “please,yes”,
And she took off her dress,
I said, “just the admin, Lin!”.
When a Lawyer Named Grist
When a lawyer named Grist
Said, “you must cease and desist!”,
A young lady named Lou
Said, “I advise you to countersue!”.
So I sued Cease and Desist!
When A Young Man Named Lyme
When a young man named Lyme
Said, “I ‘ave committed a crime.
But what I ‘ave done,
I just donit in fun”,
I said, “your grammar is terrible, Lyme!”.
A Young Man Named Lyme
A young man named Lyme
Was completely obsessed with time.
But a girl from Boulder,
With a dress off her shoulder,
Made lyme forget all about time!
Rewound
When the tick tock
Of the clock
Does stop,
I have found
That it is nothing profound,
For a clock
Is easily rewound.
K Morris - Poet 