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Fleeting

Traffic goes by

It’s sound amplified by rain.

A plane flies

In the summer sky

And birds sing.

While I compose my poetry

Touching on eternity

And the fleeting spring.

Heaven

When a beautiful young lady said, “Kevin,

At seven I’ll send you to heaven!”.

I said to her, “darling Heather,

I look forward to the pleasure!”,

Then she produced a pistol at seven!

Perfunctory

After their perfunctory hug

She leaves his flat.

She knows the street is cold.

Though she has never experienced that –

Just his snug flat

Where time passes

In wine glasses.

And 2 bodies meet

Under the unjudging sheet.

Out Shooting Grouse

When I met a gentleman out shooting grouse

Who said, “sir, have you seen my spouse?”.

And I said, “I’ve seen Moriah

In a haystack with the squire!”,

He said, “I’ll shoot more than those grouse!”

My Gorgeous AI

I have gone and bought a gorgeous AI

Who goes by the name of Miss Sky.

She says “as a robot,

I often get real hot”.

Then she smiles and bats her one eye …

Miss Mudd

A young lady known as Miss Mudd

Likes to make love in the wood.

My friend vicar Lyme

Is fond of rhyme

And his shoes are covered in mud

Algorithm

I have striven

For a benign life rhythm.

But I find

In social media’s algorithmic mind

The growing danger

Of an echo chamber

Where one’s view

Of what is true

Is echoed back

To me and you.

And the best

Is swamped by an algorithmic mess

Where truth dies

And wild conspiracies and lies thrive

Ending in hate.

Broken

He paid

For new shoes

As hers where broken.

She stayed

For a while

Causing him to smile

And then went to choose

Unbroken shoes.

But girls are not shoes.

Opaque Poetry

When a young lady named Lake

Said “your poetry is very opaque!”,

I wrote one in Latin

About girls in pink satin

Who keep wicked old poets awake …!

Byron and the Siren

When a young man known as Byron

Went and dated a sexy young Siren,

They found his socks

On some treacherous rocks.

But there was no sign of Byron …!