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Mating Season

I heard foxes in the night

There screams of delight

Mingled with wild wind and rain

As I lay alone

Listening for the owl’s lonely cry.

Rose Who Scratched Her Nose with Her Toes

There was a young lady named Rose

Who scratched her nose with her toes,

Which drove her boyfriend

Right round the bend,

So he escaped whilst wearing no clothes!

January

I am cold

And regret the rain.

I am told

Sun will come again.

For now, happy new year!

For January drear is here!

Happy new year!

The Goat in a Boat

I once saw a goat in a boat

Who was wearing a brand new wool coat.

I yelled, “your boat is sinking!”.

He said, “I was just thinking

Whether you sir like my nice wool coat!”.

Innocence Lost

There can be no denial

That when some men see innocence

It attracts and distracts them.

They smile, planning how to defile

That which they once had

As a lad

Ere the world corrupted them

And reduced them

To shadows of good men.

Miss Louisa

A young lady whose name is Miss Louisa

Said we should all go and please her.

We put pepper on her knees

Which caused that girl to sneeze,

As we all loved to tease Miss Louisa!