Monthly Archives: September 2025

A Young Lady of Ill Repute

I know a young lady of ill repute

Who has great skill in playing the flute.

Her friend Miss Morgan

Plays the vicar’s organ  –

They say he’s a man of great repute …!

Conkers Found in My Desk Drawer

I found 2 conkers in my desk drawer.

I could return them to the forest floor

Where they would rot and be one

With fruits and flowers long since gone.

 

Autumn is in the air,

Yet I do not care

To return them to the ground.

 

A thought, perhaps profound,

We are all bound

To join Mother Nature’s great store

When we, as leaves fall

And become as one

With generations long gone.

 

Conkers may be put away

In a drawer.

But Autumn’s fall

Says all things must decay.

When a Beautiful Young Lady from Harwich

When a beautiful young lady from Harwich

Went and boarded a first class carriage,

And a ticket collector named Glass

Said, “this ticket is second class!”.

She said, “but I am proposing marriage …!”