As Halloween approaches
The vampire broaches
The possibility of me
Coming round for tea.
She says, “its good
To eat black pudd.
But I never will partake
Of any kind of steak!”.
I reply, “my dear Lou
I shall use garlic shampoo
When I visit this Halloween.
Lou! Why do you scream!”.
K Morris - Poet 
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Thank you for sharing my poem, Michael. Kevin
Funny to the max. Thank you for sharing, Kevin. xx Michael
I’m glad you enjoyed reading it, Michael. All the best. Kevin
This is a great Halloween poem, Kevin.
I’m really pleased you like it, Robbie. Best wishes. Kevin