Tag Archives: Rhyme

Whilst Out In The Fields Last Week

Whilst out in the fields last week
I heard a sheep speak.
Having come from the pub
I was full of drink and grub,
But that sheep it really did speak!

I Know A Young Lady Named Nell

I know a young lady named Nell
Who frequents an unmentionable hotel.
Though the food it is dire
She has stoked the fire,
Of many a guest in that unmentionable hotel …!

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I know a young lady named Nell
Who frequents an unmentionable hotel.
When she woke me at dawn
I said, with a yawn,
“Nell, you should clean this hotel!”.

The Poet’s Muse

The poet’s muse
Wears down at heel shoes
And sleeps
And weeps.
Yet, in his poem she is beauty personified
Who never cries.
And when she and the poet dies
She may live on
Through future ages,
Preserved midst the pages
Of some book.

Though she be gone
Readers will look
And see a perfect view
Where no muddy shoe
Was ever worn
And no heart
Was ever torn.
Or perhaps his art
Will be true
To his readers
And to his muse
In her muddy shoes.

There Was A Young Lady Named Hocking

There was a young lady named Hocking
Who engaged in conduct most shocking.
I can not repeat
But it concerned bare feet,
And a vicar who stole a stocking!

There Was A Young Man With A Blister

There was a young man with a blister
Who composed a complex tongue twister.
It twists and it turns
And concerns fragile earns,
And it really irritates my sister!

When A Young Lady By The Name of Lou

When a young lady by the name of Lou
Asked, “do you love me true?”,
I said, “by the bright stars above
Its you who I love,
But the pub it closes at 2!.

When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Joan

When a young lady whose name is Joan
Said, “please, just leave me alone!”,
I replied with a sigh,
“I am a tolerant guy,
But please, stop calling me on your phone!”.