A boy who attended my old school
Once claimed to have seen a ghoul!
That place wasn’t Eton
So he wasn’t beaten.
But the headmaster called him a fool!
The School Ghoul
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Sprouts
When a young lady known as Lee
Went and threw a sprout at me,
I said, “you are so pretty
And I’ve heard you are witty.
But why are you wasting your tea!”
Lee Who Kept a Large Pet Bee
There was a young man named Lee
Who kept a very large pet bee.
When they said “does it sting?”,
He said, “only in the spring!”,
As he tenderly rubbed his right knee!
Too Much Booze!
When a young lady drunk on booze
Awoke in the street with no shoes,
She said, “goodness me!
Its long gone 3!
It must be time for more booze!”.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Miss Bland’s One Night Stand
A young lady whose name is Bland
Is fond of the one night stand.
When she met Mr White
She stood there all night
And the choir they sang to Bland!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Amy Who Said She Would Never Blame Me!
I am dating a girl named Amy
Who said she would never blame me!
I had an affair with Claire
And a fling with Miss Ling,
And Amy she really did blame me!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
When a Brave Young Nurse Named Maude
When a brave young nurse named Maude
Found Death lurking on a hospital ward,
Her and Miss Ling
Grabbed some strong string
And tied him up on that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Naughty Lorna
A naughty young lady named Lorna
Works in a sordid old sauna.
She provides more than massage
At a most reasonable charge,
And the vicar he’s dating Lorna …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
The Strange Pet
There was a young lady of Tibet
Who was known for her strange pet.
She crossed a pyjama
With a Tibetan Llama.
She did it just for a bet!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Art in the Park
When a girl who is fond of art
Took her clothes off in the local park,
Her friend Kate
Painted her portrait,
And the bishop he lounged in that park …
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
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