There once was a young lady named Beth
Who said, “there is no life after death!”.
A ghoul called Nool
Called her a fool
Which frightened that poor young lady to death!
Life After Death
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When a Young Lady Who Works in Vice
When a young lady who works in vice
Went and slipped on some treacherous black ice,
And a vicar called Paul
Said, “I’ve seen many fall!”,
She said, “help me up off this ice!”.
Forgetful Miss Fox
A most forgetful young lady named Fox
Has a habit of losing her socks.
The good vicar Ron
Has more than one
And the bishop he wears her frocks!
Rose Who Scratched Her Nose with Her Toes
There was a young lady named Rose
Who scratched her nose with her toes,
Which drove her boyfriend
Right round the bend,
So he escaped whilst wearing no clothes!
Miss Louisa
A young lady whose name is Miss Louisa
Said we should all go and please her.
We put pepper on her knees
Which caused that girl to sneeze,
As we all loved to tease Miss Louisa!
Strong Beer
When a young lady drinking very strong beer
Said, “my name it is really Miss Ria”.
A drunk little monk
Said, “I’m a hunk!”.
And they married in a brewery quite near!
High-Heels
When a young lady wearing high-heels
Said, “you don’t know how it feels
To be stared at all day!”,
They said to her, “dear Fay,
Perhaps you should wear more than high-heels …!”.
Gus and the Bus
When a daring young man known as Gus
Suggested we all make love on the bus!
And Miss Leven said, “Kevin!
Do take me to heaven!”.
I wondered, is it that kind of bus?
The Book Destroyer
There was a young man named Roy
Who said, “all these books I’ll destroy!”.
A bookish girl called Grace
Pushed over a heavy bookcase
Which flattened that young man named Roy!
Sally and the Alley
I met a young lady named Sally
Who was loitering in a dark alley.
I’ve heard many a confession
And can show great discretion.
And Sally lives at 2, the Alley …!
K Morris - Poet 