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Barmaid

A schoolgirl you were
When you passed me by.
And I
Was unaware

Now, with grey hair,
I smile
At a girl who, without guile
Does Say
“I passed you by
On my way to school”.

A girl of no more than 21,
Talking to a guy
of 51.
Then, she is gone,
Leaving me to my
beer,
And the thought that each year
Slides away.
And I can not be certain
When the curtain
Will end the play.

Heaven

 

When a young lady came round at 7
And said “I’ll send you straight to heaven!”.
And I said, that sounds like great fun!”.
She pulled out a big gun,
And was arrested by a constable called Nevin!.

A lovely young lady named Nevin
Says she’s coming round at 7.
It might be great fun,
But she carries a gun,
So I’ll be out at 7!

When A Young Lady of Harwich

When a young lady of Harwich
Said, “leave this first class carriage!”,
An elderly gentleman named Gus,
Said, “this is a bus!
You foolish young lady of Harwich!”.

I’ve Just Released A Revised Edition

I’ve just released a revised edition
Of my book “All About Sedition”.
A girl called Leigh
Is sweet on me.
But I’ll lead her to perdition!

Tea for 3

A man bought tea
For 2 girls, in a pricey hotel.
Then he
And they
Went to stay,
In the same room, of that expensive,
Hotel.
Well,
His pockets where not that extensive,
And he
Did pay for tea …

When A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious

When a young lady who is mysterious
Said, “our relationship is not very serious”.
And I said, “that’s great!
Can I date with Kate?”,
Her Right Hook was really quite serious!

A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious

A young lady who is mysterious
Said, “you are far too serious!”.
So I tweeked her nose,
And stamped on her toes,
Which drove that girl delirious!