When a young lady named Leigh
Said, “I really like your poetry!”.
And I said, “that’s great!
I’m in love with Kate!”,
She said, “I hate your poetry!”.
Love and Poetry
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Barmaid
A schoolgirl you were
When you passed me by.
And I
Was unaware
Now, with grey hair,
I smile
At a girl who, without guile
Does Say
“I passed you by
On my way to school”.
A girl of no more than 21,
Talking to a guy
of 51.
Then, she is gone,
Leaving me to my
beer,
And the thought that each year
Slides away.
And I can not be certain
When the curtain
Will end the play.
Heaven
When a young lady came round at 7
And said “I’ll send you straight to heaven!”.
And I said, that sounds like great fun!”.
She pulled out a big gun,
And was arrested by a constable called Nevin!.
—
A lovely young lady named Nevin
Says she’s coming round at 7.
It might be great fun,
But she carries a gun,
So I’ll be out at 7!
When A Young Lady of Harwich
When a young lady of Harwich
Said, “leave this first class carriage!”,
An elderly gentleman named Gus,
Said, “this is a bus!
You foolish young lady of Harwich!”.
Cover
“I like the cover
On your bed”,
You said.
It is easy to discover
Breasts and legs.
But what of what
Lies inside
A girl’s head?
I think not.
I’ve Just Released A Revised Edition
I’ve just released a revised edition
Of my book “All About Sedition”.
A girl called Leigh
Is sweet on me.
But I’ll lead her to perdition!
I can Choose
I can choose
To wind my clock,
Or not,
As the case may be.
But, if I lose
The key,
Time will not stop
For me.
Tea for 3
A man bought tea
For 2 girls, in a pricey hotel.
Then he
And they
Went to stay,
In the same room, of that expensive,
Hotel.
Well,
His pockets where not that extensive,
And he
Did pay for tea …
When A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious
When a young lady who is mysterious
Said, “our relationship is not very serious”.
And I said, “that’s great!
Can I date with Kate?”,
Her Right Hook was really quite serious!
A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious
A young lady who is mysterious
Said, “you are far too serious!”.
So I tweeked her nose,
And stamped on her toes,
Which drove that girl delirious!
K Morris - Poet 