K Morris – Poet

When a very attractive young lady named Witty
Said, “some say that I’m more than just pretty”.
I said, “you are nice.
Let us play at dice”.
Then, I played all night with miss Witty.

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You May Hold, For A Time

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You may hold,
For a time
With gold.
But, later find
That her heart
And mind
Are, forever apart,
From thine.

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In May

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When a young lady said, “come May
All young lovers they dance and play”.
I said, “my dear,
The Autumn draws near.
And my hair has turned quite grey!”.

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Monk And His Skunk

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There once was a poet named Monk
Who owned a most disreputable old skunk.
His verse being real bad
It drove the skunk mad.
And Monk he was always half-drunk!

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Sleep Paralysis

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I drink
My wine
And think
Of sleep paralysis.

Then, walking home alone,
I think,
On the wisdom
Of going to bed.

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A Young Lady Wearing Tight Shoes

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When a young lady wearing tight shoes
Said, “I shall tell you my views
On the subject of politics,
And dogs who chase sticks.”
I said, “just pass me the booze!”.

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A Young Lady Wearing Very Tight Shoes

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A young lady wearing very tight shoes
Said, “I shall tell you my views
On the subject of politics,
And dogs who chase sticks.
But first, I must change these shoes!”.