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About Chris The Story Reading Ape

I am what my name states, an ape of the primate species called Homo Sapiens Sapiens. My blog is intended to present New (to me) Authors, whose stories or books I have read and enjoyed, so that anyone who happens to stumble onto this blog, while searching for a book to read, or, a new (to them) author to try, may find what they seek, or, at least, inspiration. I have also made the blog an Author Promotions Enterprise to be a platform for authors to introduce themselves to potential readers and to provide advice and tips resources information they can use to improve and enhance their story telling efforts. Please be advised that I reserve the right to remove, or decline to publish, any comments that I deem inappropriate.

The Charms of a Young Woman’s Arms

When rich old men

Are seen with young women on their arm,

I must condemn them

For tempting such women into lives of sinning

As for the charms

Of girl’s arms? I can not afford them …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

The Vegan Vampire

I met a young lady named Moriah

Who said, “I am a Vegan vampire!.

I never drink blood,

But fruit is good!”.

She’s a very funny girl is Moriah!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Light Fingered Jim

A thief who was tall and slim

Had the nickname of light fingered Jim

Until a girl called Pat

Set a cunning trap

Which did for that light fingered Jim!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

The Song of the Siren

I was glancing through my archives earlier today, and came across this poem, which I am reposting, https://kmorrispoet.com/2017/04/03/k-morris-reading-his-poem-siren/

Miss Spink’s Love Letter

When a talented young lady named Spink

Sent a love letter in invisible ink,

And her lover called Ray

Said, “what does it say?”,

She said, “heat will reveal my kink …!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Invisible Ink

I have decided to experiment with invisible ink.  Consequently the below is written using invisible ink. In order to read it, please print it off on paper and expose it to the sun’s rays whilst in the vicinity of a stone circle. If you are unable to manage this, please just wait until the moon’s full light.   Please do enjoy the below composition.