A young man on seeing a bust
Said, “some men are stirred to lust
By girls in short dresses
And their sweet soft caresses.
Miss, how much for Napoleon’s fine bust?”
Busts
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Monthly Archives: March 2025
Too Much Booze!
When a young lady drunk on booze
Awoke in the street with no shoes,
She said, “goodness me!
Its long gone 3!
It must be time for more booze!”.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Whole Again
The rain calls to me
To leave my technology.
It says, “you must go
To your hospital window”.
So I obey it’s command
And go and stand
Where the scent and sound
Of rain is profound
And I am whole again.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Miss Bland’s One Night Stand
A young lady whose name is Bland
Is fond of the one night stand.
When she met Mr White
She stood there all night
And the choir they sang to Bland!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Message to all my blog followers and friends.
I’ve somehow got logged out of my blog so I can’t reply to comments or log in due to the NHS WiFi preventing me from doing so. I’ve tried using my iPhone as a means of connecting to the internet from my computer. The iPhone shows up in the list of available connections. However, for some reason when I click on iPhone I’m told it won’t connect.
Therefore, I am having problems responding to comments at present due to issues logging into my blog. I very much value your comments and will reply to any outstanding comments as soon as I am able. I apologise for any inconvenience caused.
My friend, Chris Graham will continue to post on my behalf.
Kevin.
Patients Eat Their Toast
Patients eat their toast.
I have marmalade with mine.
I see no ghosts
And I doubt the divine.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Amy Who Said She Would Never Blame Me!
I am dating a girl named Amy
Who said she would never blame me!
I had an affair with Claire
And a fling with Miss Ling,
And Amy she really did blame me!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Hospital Shadows
In the hospital, shadows come and go
On wards and corridors.
Some return again to sunshine and rain.
While others forever forgo
The delight of sunlight, wind and rain.
And fade on wards.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
When a Brave Young Nurse Named Maude
When a brave young nurse named Maude
Found Death lurking on a hospital ward,
Her and Miss Ling
Grabbed some strong string
And tied him up on that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Naughty Lorna
A naughty young lady named Lorna
Works in a sordid old sauna.
She provides more than massage
At a most reasonable charge,
And the vicar he’s dating Lorna …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
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