A young lady named Miss Hocking
Ties men up with her stocking.
The vicar’s wife Claire
Is far from fair,
And her daughter’s name is Hocking.
Tag Archives: Rhyme
When I Dated The Beautiful Daughter
When I dated the beautiful daughter
Of a rather famous old author,
He was truly delighted
And so very excited,
That he threw me in the water!
When I Met A Young Lady Named Pam
When I met a young lady named Pam
With a baby in a pram,
And she said, “he looks just like you!”,
I said, “that is undoubtedly true”,
And then I took a flight to Iran!
A Talented Young Poet on Instagram
A talented young poet on Instagram, https://www.instagram.com/manlikesays.x/.
I Once Had A Very Nice Neighbour
I once had a very nice neighbour
Who always voted for Labour,
Whilst her elderly husband Rory
Was a very high Tory,
And their son, he played the Tabor!
A Beautiful Young Lady Named White
A beautiful young lady named White
Keeps me awake at night,
By playing on her violin,
Which causes quite a din,
But the rests such sweet delight!
On Hearing The Tick Tock Of The Clock
On hearing the tick tock
Of the clock,
On the wall,
I know not
What to write,
For the clock
Says it all.
When A Young Lady Named Leigh
When a young lady named Leigh
Said, “do you like my poetry?”,
I said, “its very nice,
But its full of vice,
So I really like it Leigh!”.
My Hands Are Cold
My hands are cold
And I am growing old.
The wall clock measures time
As I rhyme
Of young women
And sinning.
But I am growing old
And my hands are cold.
Passing
Thinking of a young woman I met,
I enter my bathroom.
No scent of perfume,
Just cars, in the distance passing by.
There is nothing to regret
So why do I
Think on a young woman I met
And cars passing me by?