Tag Archives: poetry blogs

The School Ghoul

A boy who attended my old school

Once claimed to have seen a ghoul!

That place wasn’t Eton

So he wasn’t beaten.

But the headmaster called him a fool!

 

 

Sprouts

When a young lady known as Lee

Went and threw a sprout at me,

I said, “you are so pretty

And I’ve heard you are witty.

But why are you wasting your tea!”

The Fountain

I wish the fountain’s hypnotic rhythm

Would never cease

for I am, momentarily, at peace

Listening to the splash

Of water flowing fast.

 

 

I have striven

For pleasure, and filled my leisure

With pretty flowers

Picked by many men

For a few brief hours

And then by me.

 

But pleasure lies in poetry

And the gentle sound

Of the fountain as she speaks to me

Is far more profound

Than wasted hours, spent amidst these painted flowers

Of whose scent

I often repent.

Lee Who Kept a Large Pet Bee

There was a young man named Lee

Who kept a very large pet bee.

When they said “does it sting?”,

He said, “only in the spring!”,

As he tenderly rubbed his right knee!

Too Much Booze!

When a young lady drunk on  booze

Awoke in the street with no shoes,

She said, “goodness me!

Its long gone 3!

It must be time for more booze!”.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Miss Bland’s One Night Stand

A young lady whose name is Bland

Is fond of the one night stand.

When she met Mr White

She stood there all night

And the choir they sang to Bland!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Amy Who Said She Would Never Blame Me!

I am dating a girl named Amy

Who said she would never blame me!

 I had an affair with Claire

And a fling with Miss Ling,

And Amy she really did blame me!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Hospital Shadows

In the hospital, shadows come and go

On wards and corridors.

Some return again to sunshine and rain.

While others forever forgo

The delight of sunlight, wind and rain.

And fade on wards.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a Brave Young Nurse Named Maude

When a brave young nurse named Maude

Found Death lurking on a hospital ward,

Her and Miss Ling

Grabbed some strong string

And tied him up on that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.