There once was a hen named Gwen
Who dated a fine fox called Ken.
They met for a meal
And I really do feel
That we won’t be seeing Gwen again …
Gwen the Hen and a Fox Called Ken
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Gwen and the Gren
There was a young lady known as Gwen
Who worked in a pub called the Gren.
A drinker named Dan
Was a rude man,
So Gwen kicked him out of the Gren!
A Young Lady of this Great Nation
When a young lady of this great nation
Invited me to a night of extreme dissipation,
I said to her, “Coral!
That is so very immoral!”.
She said, “yes! Its what made this nation!”.
Gus and the Bus
When a daring young man known as Gus
Suggested we all make love on the bus!
And Miss Leven said, “Kevin!
Do take me to heaven!”.
I wondered, is it that kind of bus?
The Book Destroyer
There was a young man named Roy
Who said, “all these books I’ll destroy!”.
A bookish girl called Grace
Pushed over a heavy bookcase
Which flattened that young man named Roy!
There Once Was a Silly Old Duck
There once was a silly old Duck
Who drove around in a big truck.
When he drove into a pond
He got rescued by a blonde,
And they married in that big truck!
Sally and the Alley
I met a young lady named Sally
Who was loitering in a dark alley.
I’ve heard many a confession
And can show great discretion.
And Sally lives at 2, the Alley …!
A Young Lady of Hong Kong
When a young lady of Hong Kong
Went and sang a very sad song,
A whale called gale
Raised her great tail
And beat on a large dinner gong!
The Man and the Goat
There once was a man with a goat
Who went and wrote a very important note.
But the goat said, “I’m starving.
I will pay you 1 farthing!”.
So he did, and he ate that note!
Snooty Miss Glass
an extremely snooty young lady named Glass
Said, “you are so very working class!”.
My good friend Miss Kate
Said, “he owns an estate!”.
And now I am married to Glass!
K Morris - Poet 