I know a pretty nurse in red
Who said, “you must get into bed!”.
I said, “that sounds nice!
But what is your vice!”,
Then she beat me around the head!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Hospital Humour
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Always Write What you Know
When a young lady named Miss Flow
Said, “you must always write what you know”,
I wrote about her
And our sordid affair –
Now I’m corresponding with her lawyer called Joe …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Wine on the Ward
There once was a nurse named Maude
Who worked on a large hospital ward.
A patient called Divine
Sneaked in some wine,
So they kicked her off that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
I am bored.
I am bored, but alive
And appear to thrive.
The hospital food is good,
But too much pud
Will make me very fat,
So I avoid that!
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I don’t miss my beer
As much as I thought I would,
But I wish I could
Make the day less drear with beer!
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I hear the seagulls cry
And I would fly
Away if I could
But I am stuck here
In this place drear.
Yet I am still alive
And appear to thrive!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Juliette the Vet
There was a young lady named Juliette
Who got a job as a vet.
A crocodile called Nile
Gave her a smile
As he ate that vet named Juliette.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.
Just Heels
I know a young lady in heels
Who loves to swim with the seals.
Her name it is Rose
And she wears no clothes –
But she does keep on her heels!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris
Maddy’s Rich Sugar Daddy
A beautiful young lady named Maddy
Is seeking a rich Sugar Daddy.
But I, being poor
Am dating Miss Moore,
Who is less attractive than Maddy!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris
I Know a Young Lady of Kampala
I know a young lady of Kampala
Who works in a massage parlour.
Her name it is Sky
And she’s so incredibly shy
And she works in a massage parlour …
Miss Plumb
I know a young lady named Miss Plumb
Who likes to spank blokes on their bum.
You ask, “is it nice?”.
I say, “its my vice!
And its strictly between me and Miss Plumb!”
New Readings by Poet Kevin Morris on Youtube
Over the last few years, I have been guilty of allowing my Youtube to languish. However, one of my new year resolutions is to post more frequently on Youtube. I have therefore started to upload more of my poetry onto Youtube over the past couple of weeks. To listen to me reading my poetry on Youtube please visit https://www.youtube.com/@101drewdog/videos. If you enjoy what you hear, do please consider subscribing to my Youtube channel.
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